Zapatag > Zaps on D.C. Plate GKWRITRwww.zapatag.comhttp://www.zapatag.com/Zapatag RSS FeedFri, 10 Feb 2012 05:33:09 -0500D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "I was at the local drive-in watching Paul Blart when this ass started doing donuts while throwing out bacon vodka Molotov cocktails and crying about "all the dinosaurs can't possibly be dead" through his orange megaphone. Once he got most of the 6 people who were stupid enough to pay to watch Paul Blart (I was working the camera) he then pulled out a t-rex doll and began sodomizing it. The smoke from the burning asphalt, bacon vodka, and the dry humping of the t-rex doll's ass at 180 MPG made my head fuzzy so I'm not sure how he got the police to help him, but there it is. Way to go Rancho Cordova's finest." ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/535http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/535Eeik5150 ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Mon, 18 May 2009 10:58:25 -0400Eeik5150@zapatag.com (Eeik5150)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "This guy was in a Walmart parking lot, standing on the roof of his car. He threw a bottle of bacon Vodka at one of the clerks before putting on a Nintendo Virtual Boy mask with Virtual Boy Wario Land and masturbating while humming the theme from Jurassic Park." ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/507http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/507naefe ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Sat, 16 May 2009 06:29:38 -0400naefe@zapatag.com (naefe)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "Friggin guy drove through town on a dinosaur. he had his penis wrapped around the dinos head like a bridle, and was hopped up on bacon vodka. He was yelling ladies - the word of the day is legs. Lets spread the word." ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/gkwritr/482http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/gkwritr/482
]]>daisy ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Fri, 15 May 2009 09:27:46 -0400daisy@zapatag.com (daisy)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "It was kind of hard to see him through the tinted windows of his truck, but it was clear that he's really handsome, and can make lights turn green by unbuttoning his shirt. At first, I thought his muffler was being dragged, but it turned out to be something else entirely." ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/462http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/462gkloverr ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Thu, 14 May 2009 11:58:54 -0400gkloverr@zapatag.com (gkloverr)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "What a giant douche!! He was driving down the freeway and cut me off, then proceeded to throw week old ramen noodles at my wind shield and shouted "viva la gatos!"... what?!" ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/460http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/460jinxedjill ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Thu, 14 May 2009 09:34:53 -0400jinxedjill@zapatag.com (jinxedjill)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "This guy is obviously mentally deranged. He's driving a purple gremlin with orange shag carpet (Possibly a Mets fan) Its got an 8 track for a stereo, and an 8 ball shifter. The wheels are stock with fake mag hubcaps. Besides I break for dinosaurs, his other bumber sticker said I beat off to a picture of your honor roll student. This guy was parked across 7 spaces, because he is towing a flatbed with a waterbed on it. In the waterbed was a store manequin dressed in a dinosaur costume. There was a hole drilled in the mouth, and 2 more where a woman would have them. He wasn't anywhere to be seen, but I heard a ruckus in the home depot a terrified shopper told me theres a nut inside who is looking for the cold gin aisle and yelling PEWPEWPEW at all the ladies." ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/gkwritr/458http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/gkwritr/458daisy ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Thu, 14 May 2009 08:35:50 -0400daisy@zapatag.com (daisy)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "saw him again. he stuck his crotch out the window and swerved through all 8 lanes on the highway, still driving naked with that ugly ass dinosaur sticker on his forehead." ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/449http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/449
]]>bob ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Thu, 14 May 2009 06:54:48 -0400bob@zapatag.com (bob)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "Whats up with him hangin out the window, yelling "PEW PEW PEW" into the big orange megaphone (safety cone) while shooting people with the old Nintendo gun? I mean the cord wasnt even plugged in!!!" ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/439http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/439MattsMom ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Thu, 14 May 2009 02:23:02 -0400MattsMom@zapatag.com (MattsMom)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "blazing through a school zone in the statue of liberty, dripping pink goo everywhere and playing some cheesy inspirational 80's music really really loud & shouting 'PEW PEW PEW' at all the ladies" ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/432http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/432JKirchartz ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Thu, 14 May 2009 11:42:30 -0400JKirchartz@zapatag.com (JKirchartz)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "What is a "PEW PEW"? This wildly attractive driver yelled it at me while pointing his index fingers at me. This was right before he swerved into an Alcholics Anonymous (yes "into") meeting and threw open his liquor laden trunk screaming "Bar is now officially OPEN. Ladies?" In closing : boobs." ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/425http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/425Icehawg ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Thu, 14 May 2009 09:54:08 -0400Icehawg@zapatag.com (Icehawg)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "He yelled "OINK OINK" before coughing on my car. Now my car doesn't run." ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/422http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/422chucklehead ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Thu, 14 May 2009 08:27:40 -0400chucklehead@zapatag.com (chucklehead)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "This 10 ton douce was swerving all over the road, as I was passing I looked over to see if if he was on the phone or something. It turns out the perv was fellating himself with a blowup dinosaur and roaring out the window." ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/421http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/421ssjrajittaa ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Thu, 14 May 2009 08:27:02 -0400ssjrajittaa@zapatag.com (ssjrajittaa)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "So there i was driving down the street when this joker comes speeding round the corner with someone in the passenger seat throwing mcdonalds burgers at my cats! HE HURT MR WIGGLES!" ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/416http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/416EvenMoreAwesome ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Thu, 14 May 2009 06:52:06 -0400EvenMoreAwesome@zapatag.com (EvenMoreAwesome)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "Never seen a bacon-wrapped dino-car before. Princess Peach was givin' 'em road head. Some people are just gifted, ya'know?" ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/404http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/404Abe Vigoda ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Wed, 13 May 2009 11:26:14 -0400Abe Vigoda@zapatag.com (Abe Vigoda)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "was bloggin on his cellphone while driving, muffler all draggin'! also, had a really ugly dinosaur sticker on his forehead.." ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/401http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/401bob ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Wed, 13 May 2009 10:15:33 -0400bob@zapatag.com (bob)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "Drove past me on the skeleton of a T-Rex, had the plate strapped to the back of his shirt. Was yelling"Save the Dinos!" at the top of his lungs." ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/397http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/397Lunatik-X ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Wed, 13 May 2009 09:51:43 -0400Lunatik-X@zapatag.com (Lunatik-X)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "This...FREAK swerved infront of me, slammed on the brakes and jumped out his passenger window, grabbing a dead armidillo on the side of the road and start have intercourse with it! All the time, he was screaming about it being a dinosaur and that even necrophilia was good with them. What a creep!" ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/396http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/396Zira ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Wed, 13 May 2009 09:47:14 -0400Zira@zapatag.com (Zira)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "This dry, whistling queaf drove, im sorry, waifted past me on the highway in his rusted husk of a Ford Pinto (with spinner rims, mind you!) screaming something about the plight of dinosaurs in these trying times. I am not sure what he was on, or how a pinto has a 8 foot muffler(dragging), but once he hit what i can only assume was eighty-eight miles per hour, his car disappeared into a flash of lightning and left flaming tiretracks on the road ahead of me! THEN a cream colored Toyota van came dust-busting by with a turban wearing, RPG wielding man(terrorist) yelling something about "Muhammed Jihad" and depleted uranium. Needless to say i exited the highway and went to the first Bar(nudie, yay) i could find to cope(grope) with the obvious effects of my past head trauma(closed my head in the door getting into the car, initially)." ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/394http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/394domdakken ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Wed, 13 May 2009 09:27:11 -0400domdakken@zapatag.com (domdakken)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "He was driving some old beater weaving in and out of his lane. As I finally passed, I saw what looked to be a blow up dinosaur in his lap. He was so wrapped up in his self loving dinosaur action he didn't even notice me flip him off." ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/393http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/393sfwritr ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Wed, 13 May 2009 09:26:16 -0400sfwritr@zapatag.com (sfwritr)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "Worst driver ever! Said he couldn't even afford gas because he makes no money at his job so he had children pushing his car for him while he sat in it listening to 'sounds of the jurassic'. Following him for 45 min, traveling at 5 mil/h, and listening to a t-rex and a pterodactyl get it on, was the worst time of my life, although i did get a bit aroused" ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/392http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/392Alegeobla ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Wed, 13 May 2009 09:11:40 -0400Alegeobla@zapatag.com (Alegeobla)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "Class act this one. Had superficial's mom in the back with a dinosaur mask on. Frame around the plate said - NAMDLA, North American Man Dinosaur Love Association." ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/gkwritr/391http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/gkwritr/391daisy ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Wed, 13 May 2009 08:39:23 -0400daisy@zapatag.com (daisy)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "Was crusing down the street at 12:30 at night while his muffler was dragging on the ground. Oddly enough, the muffler wasn't sparking. It was bleeding. On another note, I think that he was being tailed by 2 black SUV's sporting ASPCR decals." ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/383http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/383RockLobster ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Wed, 13 May 2009 07:24:24 -0400RockLobster@zapatag.com (RockLobster)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ ""I break for Dinosaurs" sticker is nothing compared to the sticker on the left side of the back bumper. "Horn Broke, Watch for finger" what a bastard" ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/381http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/381anonciate ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Wed, 13 May 2009 07:16:30 -0400anonciate@zapatag.com (anonciate)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "haphazardly secured his mattress to the roof. Nice pee stains." ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/380http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/380Abe Vigoda ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Wed, 13 May 2009 06:59:31 -0400Abe Vigoda@zapatag.com (Abe Vigoda)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "honestly man... an "i break for dinosaurs"-sticker?!!?!?!?!!!" ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/375http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/375fleity ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Wed, 13 May 2009 06:44:16 -0400fleity@zapatag.com (fleity)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "He's awesome. My car broke down and he gave me his." ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/374http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/374superm0nkey ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Wed, 13 May 2009 06:37:05 -0400superm0nkey@zapatag.com (superm0nkey)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "Terribly handsome, and dragging his muffer." ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/373http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/373daisy ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Wed, 13 May 2009 06:33:22 -0400daisy@zapatag.com (daisy)D.C. plate GKWRITR: <![CDATA[ "Douchebag drives like a grandma and randomly throws on his breaks for green lights." ]]>http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/370http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/370CuriousGeorge ]]> posted a zap on D.C. ]]> plate GKWRITR ]]>: Wed, 13 May 2009 06:20:51 -0400CuriousGeorge@zapatag.com (CuriousGeorge)